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this is a sinking hole that extroded from guratamelan in south america somewhere near brazil in the land of brown flowers it was because of after the miners were stuck that the land was mad and it had an earthquake and the hole sucked in the town. the hole is very wide and is much larger than gaben who had this to say

TTALTG: did you think that you are larger than the hole in south america

Gaben: Obviously, the hole engulfed many innocent people.

TTALTG: did u see that the hole kinder looks like a portal gun

Gaben: The portal gun isn’t real

TTALTG: do u think that u may have shot int o the other place and everyones a miner in space now or do you knowbecause its kinda a perfect circle

the silence is defanent

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shamu is a whale and very close in size to gaben however this was and the closest one yet because we judged this by size of splash well when shamu splashes the water every the kids get wet but once gaben splashed it was not with alot of people and no one was really paying attention but were are pretty sure shamu is bigger

check out this interview with shamu

TTALTG: do you think that you are bigger than gaben

Shamu: klick clack

TTALTG: what are you from zambibia

Shamu: klick clack klick clack

TTALTG: check out this picture of a giant spud monster !!!

Shamu: klick clack

if a whale was a time than would you know what it is

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BOBBY KOTICK IS THE CEO AND PRESIDENTS OF ACTIVATION and runs pepsico he has lots of bags of money because all of the mones from dosh wow subscriptioners and selling flying pets. It is estimate that the total accumulations of bobby koticks stacks of moneys are much larger in weight than gaben because it was is on the wikipedia someone drew devil ears on him but it was reversed right away you are a billy

only you can make lots of bags of money from video games okauy

Epicenter;. mickey mouses and fantastcia what could these large pieces of americana be well they are features of the disneyworlds that are magical places of fun found in many countries. These theme parks with rollcoasters and real life talking animals are the size of a small city and much larger than gaben. We have another inclusive interview with none ofther than gaben.

TTALTG: Do you have ever been to disneyland was it bigger than you?

Gaben: Yes obviously it was bigger than me if I went inside it.

TTALTG: did u epiphany and take away from the experience

Gaben: Yes I took my nephews there and they liked everything.

TTALTG: why did the skeleton be sad

Gaben: What?

TTALTG: he had no body to dance with

in summation disneyland and disneyworld are larger than gaben

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Everyone telling fat jokes saying Gaben must have his own gravity pull well not today because only planets have gravinivitational pull and pluto is no longer a planet. Although pluto is no longer a planet it is still bigger than Gaben because it has the mass of a thousand suns and is made of stardust even though we are all made of stardust some have more than others and the cosmic weight can vary dramatically.

Not to be confused with pluto dog who is smaller then gaben.

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The alaskans pipelines is a large pipes that runs from alaska to united states through the great northern territories. You may be aware of the name of gabens software called pipe and u may believe that this is a coincidence of the alaskan pipeline well you are right. Do you know that the alaskan pipeline runs for over 500 miles? This is 500 miles more than gaben and thus is much larger. We have interviews.

TTALTG: did you name steam because of a pipe and valve because of pipe

Gaben: yea I actually saw the pipeline once

TTALTG: yea right fuck off bignose

did you know that the alaskan pipeline doesnt even have valves

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Godzilla is a reptar from movies who took over a skyscrapers in york he climbed to the top of the buildings after climbing out from mutang oozes. In relationships to the empire state building godzilla was really big and comparing gaben to the same building he is very small. Therefore godzilla is much larger than gaben.

Gaben has confirmed that godzilla was the inspirination for ready 2 rumble 2 boxing.

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This is a picture of the worlds biggest knife it is used in the forests to trim bush did you know that gaben collects knifes and had an interview with us on this subjects

TTALTG: Gaben r u larger than the worst largest knife

TTALTG: worlds* lol sry

Gaben: no i am not the knife     wont fit in my drawers

TTALTG: y would u wanna keep that in there wouldnt u cut your pants

Gaben: I meant my draweres at work

TTALTG: NI  C E !!!

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Big Gaben might be Big but he is not as big as big ben a clocktower in paris which towers above the sky and is the largest structure in england. Gabens may be able to tell the time to one person at a time but big ben is so large that it can tell the time to everyone in europe. Until he accomplishes such a feet he will always be smaller than this relic of times.

Investigating has shown that big ben was the subject of the valve game dick tracey starring scrooge mcduck.

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Jennifer Hepler is a video game designer writer at bioaware that makes video games like modern warfare 3. Many people have wondered who is larger if it was be Jennifer Hepler or Gaben because they are both in the video games field. We have done the math and according to our sources jennifer hepler is larger by at least 100 pounds. Please dont bully her because unlike a topographys which cannot be feelings jennifer hepler often referred to by hate sites like reddit.com and 9gag as hamburger helper (a mcdonalds employees) can hear you and will be upsets. 

Remember that you can be the you.